I wouldn’t consider myself a fan of Elvis Presley. I’ll happily listen to some of his songs, and I understand the role he played in the history of rock music, but it’d be fairly rare that I’d actually put him on. The last time I did so with any regularity was probably back in 2015 when I was reading that book about the housewife who had been conversing with the spirit of Elvis after he died. A couple of weeks back, after reviewing George Piccard’s Liquid Conspiracy, I was looking the through the publisher’s catalogue and saw a book on Elvis that looked pretty interesting.

Elvis is Alive: The Complete Conspiracy – Xaviant Haze

I’ve known who Elvis was since I was a small child, but in truth, I didn’t really know much about him. This book is basically a biography, and most of the details of Elvis’s life are available from thousands and thousands of other sources. I kept checking his wikipedia page while reading through this book to compare details, and most of it is common knowledge. Below, I have noted down the stuff in this book that I either couldn’t find elsewhere or just had a hard time believing.

• Elvis’s manager may have been a former intelligence agent using mind control on Elvis, but there’s no proof of this. This seems unlikely as apparently the guy was also an illegal immigrant who had been kicked out of the army due to psychosis.
  
• The death of Elvis’s mother was brought about by the Illuminati as part of a satanic sacrifice to gain control over Elvis.
  
• When Elvis joined army, he was sent to Germany as a psy-op.
  
• Elvis was a paedophile. He had 14 year old girlfriend when he was 24. The book doesn’t labour this point, but it’s true. I didn’t know this. Yuck.
  
• Elvis was a drug expert and a karate master capable of slowing his heart rate., so he could have easily faked his own death. Had plenty of reasons to want to escape his life.
  
• The postmortem report may have been written by Elvis himself. It had inaccurate details.
  
• There was a black helicopter spotted over Elvis’s house the day he died.
  
• Elvis’s coffin was 900lbs. Why so heavy? Because it probably contained a wax figure rather than a corpse and so must have had an inbuilt refrigeration system to stop the wax from melting. (This makes no sense.)
  
• Elvis was a healer and had telekinetic powers. He could make bushes move with his mind.
  
• Elvis saw multiple UFOs. These may have had something to do with the weird blue light that appeared in the sky on the night he was born.
  
• Michael Jackson married Elvis’s daughter, possibly in the hopes of learning details on how Elvis faked his own death.
  
• The Illuminati tried to kill MJ after he released “They don’t really care about us”.

There’s literally no convincing evidence in this book that suggests that Elvis Presley is anything but dead. If you wanted to read a biography of Elvis, his wikipedia page would be a more reliable choice. This book is pointless. It exists to exist rather than to prove a point. Half of it is about Michael Jackson, another filthy creep. Him and Elvis were two paedos in a pod. Good riddance to the pair of dirty cunts.