The Travelling Grave and Other Stories by L.P. Hartley
Valacourt Books – 2017
This book was first published by Arkham House in 1947, but many of the stories were published years before that. In truth, I found it very boring. It’s mostly ghost stories, but none of them are particularly scary. The writing is quite dense at times too, and it usually didn’t feel worth the effort. It’s less than 250 pages, but it took me more than 4 months to get through it.
Here’s what I remember about the stories:
|Story||My thoughts (includes spoilers)|
|A Visitor from Down Under||A lad listens to weird kids’ games on the radio and a ghost comes from Australia to get him. Shit and confusing.|
|Podolo||A creepy island. Somebody tries to kill a kitten? Maybe it’s a werewolf or something. I forget.|
|Three, or Four, for Dinner||Some lads arrange to meet another lad, but he dies. Shows up to dinner anyway. Supposed to be droll?|
|The Travelling Grave||A lad collects coffins. One can bury itself and does when a person is in it.|
|Feet Foremost||A ghost can’t come into the house because there is a step or something. Not scary at all.|
|The Cotillon||A lad kills himself, but he goes dancing afterwards.|
|A Change of Ownership||A truly idiotic man gets upset because he was too much of a wuss to invite his boyfriend in for some sex, so he has a nervous breakdown instead and imagines he is a ghost or something.|
|The Thought||A lad goes for a walk and gets confused. This went so far above my head. Hated it.|
|Conrad and the Dragon||Predictable fantasy story. Maybe for kids.|
|The Island||A lad gets caught by his girlfriend’s husband. At least one of them is dead.|
|Night Fears||A lad gets scared while working the night shift. Short.|
|The Killing Bottle||A lad gets mixed up with another chap who murders people who hurt animals. Then the other chap kills his own brother. Who knows what becomes of the dipstick protagonist?|
I have nothing else to say about this book.
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