Happy Halloween! Short stories from Al Sarrantonio

Happy Halloween, freaks! It’s been quite a while since I featured a book with a pumpkin on the cover. So here’s something by Al Sarrantonio.

Cemetery Dance – 2008

I went through a Sarrantonio phase a few years ago. I enjoyed all of the books I read by him, but most of the ones I haven’t read seem to have Halloweeny titles. This gives me limited window during the year to check them out. I gave his short story collection Halloween and Other Seasons a go this October. Here’s what I remember from the stories:

SummerSummer gets hotter and hotter until everyone dies. The fact that this is literally happening made this story less enjoyable than it probably was when it was written.
SleepoverKids abandoned by their parents into a realm of blackness.
EelsUnpleasant dad takes kid out to sea to drown him, but kid is an eel.
Letters from campSummer camp run by bad robots.
Roger in the WombBaby refuses to be born. Uses morse code to contact outside
The Return of Mad Santa exactly what you’d think.
Baby Boss and the Underground HamastersBizarre screenplay about talking hamsters and a chicken. I let my children listen to this. They loved it.
Trail of the Chromium BanditsWestern that turns into sci-fi.
The Man in the Other CarExcellent story about man getting mad driving his family to park. This was the absolute highlight of this collection. Grim ending.
HedgesAwful teacher becomes part of a bush. Weird. Not in a good way.
The Silly StuffReporter meets Charles Fort who is an alien
The New KidA new kid shows up and stops the bullies bullying the old new kid. Then old new kid turns into new new kid.
A story so predictable and not interesting that it made me want to quit this book.
Ahead of the JonesesJealous neighbours outdo each other. Silly.
The Artist in the small room above.Weird sci-fi. An emotional muse inspires music so emotional it kills.
The Dancing FootGuy pushes girl in front of train. Her foot comes back for revenge.
LibertyAnother western. A nasty guy takes advantage of pioneer Americans.
DustA family enters a dust cloud while driving through some mountains. It becomes considerably more difficult to deal with than they imagined.
The Pumpkin BoyThis is the longest story by far, and it’s actually part of Sarrantonio’s Orangefield cycle. I haven’t read those books yet, and while I got the feeling it was referencing those stories now and again, this story does work by itself. A weird pumpkin robot boy shows up and some kids go missing.

I quite enjoyed this collection. I don’t think it was quite as consistent as Toybox (the only other collection of Sarrantonio’s short fiction that I’ve read). Halloween was published over a decade after Toybox, but some of the stories are considerably older than the ones in that earlier collection. A few of these older stories clearly weren’t good enough for Toybox. That said, I was still decently entertained throughout. I might try to read the rest of the Orangefield books next year.

Have a spooky one!

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