Liquid Conspiracy: JFK, LSD, the CIA, Area 51 & UFOs – George Piccard

I bought this based on its title a few weeks ago. It turned out to be exactly what I expected it to be, an attempt to tie every conspiracy theory together. I think that lots of conspiracy theories have roots in real conspiracies, but ascribing responsibility for every shady cover-up to one group is ridiculous. It’s much easier for me to believe that the world is riddled with shady organisations who are competing for power than to believe that there is one shady organisation running the whole show.

Piccard’s main idea is that there’s a group of elites who are running the “liquid conspiracy”. It’s called the “liquid conspiracy” because like liquid, it is constantly changing shape. By constantly changing their plans, this group is able to conceal their identities and goals. This is a stupid idea that makes the author seem like an idiot. Here’s a chapter by chapter breakdown:

Intro
Kilder, a clerk at GCHQ (Government Communications Headquarters), had access to top level security files. He also had a photographic memory, so he remembered everything. There is a secret group controlling the world.  He spent years trying to get this info out after JFK got killed, but nobody listened. When he was dying of cancer, the UN sent a Black Ops division to kill him, so he got into email contact with Piccard. Piccard swore to hold off on publishing the information until Kilder was dead. This is pretty funny as it’s very similar to the framing narrative of the Report from Iron Mountain, a work of satire that has profoundly influenced most conspiracy theories since the late 60s. An informant who worked for a top secret division of the government contacts a journalist with classified information before disappearing. The fact that Leonard C. Lewin, the recipient of the Iron Mountain document, was a satirist seems to have gone over many of his readers’ heads. I haven’t been able to find any information Mr. Piccard online. He wrote this piece of crap and later contributed to another book on the Holy Lance. It seems odd that anyone would have sought him out to present him with the top secret information that is revealed in this book.

Chapter 1.
The Knights Templar discovered that the real Jesus hated the god of the Old Testament and thought he was the devil. They set out to find the original gospels but were suppressed by the church for fear of a power struggle.
A group, suspiciously referred to as “the Elders” a group of Rothschilds and Freemasons, started the Illuminati to take over the world with poisonous democracy. They killed Abe Lincoln. There’s a few curious mentions of an Illuminati document called “New Testament of Satan” by Weishaupt. I should track this down.
World War 2 was essentially a front for a battle between the remaining Templars (the Knights of Malta) and the “Elders”, but everythjng got a bit mixed up and some of the parties involved were infiltrated by both groups.
It was at that point that I realised that Piccard wasn’t overly concerned with cohesion. What he’s saying doesn’t make sense, so he basically accuses the Nazis of being on both sides of his secret war. Also, Hitler may have escaped into the Hollow Earth. Piccard ends the chapter by suggesting that the Elders, the Templars and the grey aliens finally ended their rivalry and came together to come up with a plan for world domination.

Chapter 2.
The Nazis had access to extraterrestrial technology. It is unclear as how they got it. Either they found a UFO or the secrets of Vril and implosive (divine) energy had been passed through countless generations of Thuleans. They built and used several flying saucers.

Chapter 3.
The real reason that Nazi scientists were brought to America was because America was being run by the “Elders” who wanted to control the German’s knowledge of Vril. It is likely that many Nazis avoided having to go to America by either going to South America or into the Hollow Earth through a tunnel in Antarctica.
Towards the end of WW2, Allen Dulles, head of the CIA made a deal with Hitler promising to absorb remaining Nazi officers into the US intelligence community. Dulles of course was not really a Nazi. He was working for the “Elders”.

Chapter 4.
Short chapter. Author quotes from The Protocals of the Elders, but doesn’t mention Zion. He’s essentially confirming that the Elders he’s been speaking about are the same “elders” we’ve suspected all along. The Illuminati use mind control. Nazis and Stalin were obstacles to the Illuminati. I’m not sure who the bad guys are supposed to be.

Chapter 5.
The US Government may have been doing LSD experiments for longer than admitted. It’s pretty well known now that CIA did do LSD experiments, so this doesn’t seem like much of a stretch. It is again suggested that Allan Dulles, the head of the CIA may have collaborated with Nazis.

Chapter 6.
This chapter is on MKULTRA and other CIA mind control experiments. It’s difficult to distinguish between the facts and bullshit here as it is well established that MKULTRA did happen and was so fucked up that the CIA deliberately hid as much of it as they could. This chapter discusses the Frank Olsen case, an experiment involving the CIA, prostitutes and LSD that I think I read about in CHAOS, that Manson book, and testimony from a person who was experimented on as a child that reads like an episode of Stranger Things.

Chapter 7.
The author discusses the Maury Island incident. Fred Crisman comes up. Then there’s an explanation of Roswell. It was an alien ship crashed by humans. It had been gifted to us by the Marcabs. Microwave technology and fiber optics were both also gifts from aliens.

Chapter 8.
Discussion on Area 51 and Hangar 18. Both defintiely house aliens. Also, the American government and the Nazis they imported after WW2 had a program where they abducted 75,000 US children every year to turn into mind controlled slaves.

Chapter 9.
The Dulce Base is underground base which houses thousands of alien human hybrids. Sometimes they get out and run amok. Some are reptilian, some are hairy. The reptilian ones may be the descendants of dinosaurs who entered the Hollow Earth through the hole in Antarctica hundreds of millions of years ago. This sounds too mental to be true, and it could be disinformation, but there’s no reason to believe that anything less crazy is actually happening.

Chapter 10.
It wasn’t Lee Harvey Oswald who killed Kennedy. We’re not sure who it was, but it wasn’t him. There were people talking about it before it happened, and others confessed. It wasn’t Oswald.

Chapter 11.
Marilyn Monroe was actually murdered because the FBI were afraid she would confess to public that JFK had taken her to Area 51 and showed her an alien. JFK’s next lover, Mary Pinchot Meyer used to score cocaine and LSD for him.

Chapter 12.
Sirhan Sirhan (RFK), Hinckley (Reagan) and Chapman (Lennon) were all mind control victims of the CIA. I’m struggling to keep hold of the thread that ties this book together. Any of the ideas in here are cool by themselves, but there’s no real effort to fit them together in a cohesive way. This book is just paranoid ramblings.

Chapter 13.
Cults are all part of the plan. Jonestown was a CIA orchestrated event possibly coordinated by Josef Mengele. The People’s Temple was also the CIA. The Davidians were chill, but the FBI killed them. (Apart from the Mengele part, none of this would be truly shocking.)

Chapter 14.
Ohio became a state later than other US states, and because President Taft was born there when it wasn’t yet a state, any laws he signed into law are obsolete. By the way, he’s the one who introduced income tax. Weird cryptids that originated in genetic experiments have made weird shelters out of wood to give birth in. Ohio is full of monsters like the Loveland creature.

Chapter 15.
AIDs is a man made disease to reduce black population

Chapter 16.
EU identification cards contain a barcode and the number 666. Someday we’ll all have an implant chip.
This is another conspiracy book from the 90s in which the author’s predictions of a dystopian future fall far short of what has actually happened. This chapter also details on black helicopters, HAARP, chemtrails, and fluoride in drinking water.

Epilogue
Unlike the black helicopter books i read recently, this book ends on a downer. The author warns that the New World Order is coming no matter what and there’s nothing we can do to stop it except praying. It’s pretty easy to threaten this when the description of the “Liquid Conspiracists” that he’s warning of is so vague that identifying them is essentially impossible.

This book is total crap, but it’s exactly the kind of thing I’ll deliberately leave out on the coffee table the next time my in-laws are paying a visit.